YOU SAID:
If I owned a cucumber I would then own a cucumber
INTO JAPANESE
私がキュウリを所有しているなら、私はキュウリを所有するでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I own a cucumber, I will own a cucumber
INTO JAPANESE
きゅうりを持っているならきゅうりを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have cucumbers you have cucumbers
INTO JAPANESE
きゅうりがあるならきゅうりがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have cucumbers you have cucumbers
That's deep, man.