YOU SAID:
if i might kiss the lady's hand i would love to adore myself
INTO JAPANESE
私がその女性の手にキスをしたら、私は自分を愛したい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I kiss the woman's hand, I want to love myself
INTO JAPANESE
女の手にキスしたら自分を愛したい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I kiss a woman's hand, I want to love myself.
INTO JAPANESE
女の手にキスしたら自分を愛したい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I kiss a woman's hand, I want to love myself.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.