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If I'm Russian and run into a wall, am I a walrus?

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私がロシア人で壁にぶつかったら、私はセイウチですか？

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If I was a Russian and hit the wall, is I a walrus?

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もし私がロシア人で壁に当たったら、私は海亀ですか？

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If I were a Russian, hit the wall, was I a sea turtle?

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私がロシア人であれば、壁に衝突しました、私はウミガメですか？

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If I were a Russian, I hit the wall, I am a sea turtle?

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がロシア人なら、私は壁にぶつかった、私はウミガメだよ？

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If I were a Russian, I hit a wall, I'm a sea turtle?

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がロシア人なら、私は壁にぶつかった、私はウミガメだよ？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a Russian, I hit a wall, I'm a sea turtle?