YOU SAID:
If I'm asleep and you are asleep then who's driving the car?
INTO JAPANESE
眠って、眠っている場合は、車を運転が誰ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When sleeping, sleeping, car driving?
INTO JAPANESE
寝ているとき寝て、車の運転ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
While she is asleep in bed, is driving the car.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女がベッドで眠っている間は、車を運転します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Driving a car while she was sleeping in bed.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女がベッドで寝ている間に、車を運転します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Driving a car while she was sleeping in bed.
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