YOU SAID:
If i'm a man, I'm a very manly muppet
INTO JAPANESE
私が男なら、私はとても男らしいマペットです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I'm a man, I'm a very masculine Muppet
INTO JAPANESE
私が男なら、私はとても男性的なマペットです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I'm a man, I'm a very masculine Muppet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.