YOU SAID:
if i love to eat food, you're a glass of water
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が食べ物を食べるのが好きなら、あなたは一杯の水です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like to eat food, you are a glass of water
INTO JAPANESE
私が食べ物を食べるのが好きなら、あなたは一杯の水です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like to eat food, you are a glass of water
That didn't even make that much sense in English.