YOU SAID:
if i kiss you would you kill me
INTO JAPANESE
私がキスすれば、あなたは私を殺すだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I kiss you, you will kill me
INTO JAPANESE
もし私があなたにキスをしたら、あなたは私を殺すでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I kiss you, you will kill me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.