YOU SAID:
if i killed myself technically the problem would be solved
INTO JAPANESE
技術的に自殺すれば問題は解決するでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Technical suicide will solve the problem
INTO JAPANESE
技術的な自殺は問題を解決します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Technical suicide solves the problem
INTO JAPANESE
技術的な自殺は問題を解決します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Technical suicide solves the problem
You've done this before, haven't you.