YOU SAID:
if i kill myself, would anyone care?
INTO JAPANESE
私が自分自身を殺すならば、誰でも構いませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I kill myself, does anyone care?
INTO JAPANESE
私が自分自身を殺した場合、誰もが気にしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I kill myself, does anyone care?
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