YOU SAID:
if i is stuff this good aliens yes stuff computer no i good fish stuff i is envelope is random
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がこの良いエイリアンのものなら、はいものコンピューターはいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I belong to this good alien, there is no computer for yes
INTO JAPANESE
私がこの善良な外国人に属している場合、はいのためのコンピュータはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I belong to this good alien, there is no computer for yes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.