YOU SAID:

If I insert the cactus into the washing machine, who is to say the cat isn't dead? Is the cat dead or alive? Can the bamboo kill the cat or does the cactus end it all?

INTO JAPANESE

私が洗濯機にサボテンを挿入した場合、猫は死んでいないと言うのは誰ですか?猫は死んでいるのか生きているのか?竹は猫を殺すことができますか、それともサボテンはそれをすべて終わらせますか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Who would say that if I inserted a cactus into the washing machine, the cat would not be dead? Are cats dead or alive? Can bamboo kill cats, or will cactus end it all?

INTO JAPANESE

私が洗濯機にサボテンを挿入した場合、猫は死んでいないと誰が言うだろうか?猫は死んでいるのか生きているのか?竹は猫を殺すことができますか、それともサボテンはそれをすべて終わらせますか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Who would say that if I inserted a cactus into the washing machine, the cat would not be dead? Are cats dead or alive? Can bamboo kill cats, or will cactus end it all?