YOU SAID:
If I insert the cactus into the washing machine, who is to say the cat isn't dead?
INTO JAPANESE
私が洗濯機にサボテンを挿入した場合、猫は死んでいないと言うのは誰ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who would say that if I inserted a cactus into the washing machine, the cat would not be dead?
INTO JAPANESE
私が洗濯機にサボテンを挿入した場合、猫は死んでいないと誰が言うだろうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who would say that if I inserted a cactus into the washing machine, the cat would not be dead?
You should move to Japan!