YOU SAID:
If I have one slice of bread how many toes does my knife have? Although my fork has seven I think my knife is a deer in disguise or is it just me?
INTO JAPANESE
パンが 1 枚ある場合、私のナイフの指は何本ありますか?私のフォークは7本ですが、私のナイフは鹿が変装したように思えます、それとも私だけでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How many fingers does my knife have if I have 1 slice of bread? I have 7 forks, but my knife looks like a deer in disguise, or is it just me?
INTO JAPANESE
パンが 1 枚ある場合、私のナイフには何本の指がありますか?私はフォークを 7 本持っていますが、私のナイフは鹿が変装したように見えます、それとも私だけでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I have 1 slice of bread, how many fingers does my knife have? I have 7 forks, but my knife looks like a deer in disguise, or is it just me?
INTO JAPANESE
パンが 1 枚ある場合、私のナイフには何本の指がありますか?私はフォークを 7 本持っていますが、私のナイフは鹿が変装したように見えます、それとも私だけでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I have 1 slice of bread, how many fingers does my knife have? I have 7 forks, but my knife looks like a deer in disguise, or is it just me?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.