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YOU SAID:

If I have a cat, I'll be happy.

INTO JAPANESE

猫があれば、私はさせていただきます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you have a cat, I will be happy.

INTO JAPANESE

猫があれば、私は幸せになります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you have a cat, I will be happy.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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