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YOU SAID:

If I had two chocolate bars, I would be happy.

INTO JAPANESE

私は2つのチョコレートバーを持っていれば、私は満足しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I have two chocolate bars, I am satisfied.

INTO JAPANESE

私は2つのチョコレートバーを持っている場合、私は満足しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I have two chocolate bars, I am satisfied.

Equilibrium found!

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