YOU SAID:
if I had them in my house I would be screaming
INTO JAPANESE
私が彼らの家にそれらを持っていたら私は叫んでいるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would be screaming if I had them in their house
INTO JAPANESE
彼らが彼らの家にいたら私は叫んでいるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would cry if they were at their house
INTO JAPANESE
彼らが彼らの家にいたら私は泣くだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would cry if they were at their house
That's deep, man.