YOU SAID:
If I had feet I would stand on my head
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の頭に立って足を持っていた場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I stood on my head and feet had
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の頭と足で立っていた場合があった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was standing on my head and feet
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の頭と足で立っていたとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was standing on my head and feet
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