YOU SAID:

if i had big saucy booty, my undies would sob and run far away

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もし私が生意気な戦利品を持っていたら、私の下着はすすり泣いて遠くまで走るだろう

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If I had the cheeky booty, my underwear would sobbing and running far

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が生意気な戦利品を持っていたら、私の下着はすすり泣いて遠くまで走るだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had the cheeky booty, my underwear would sobbing and running far