YOU SAID:
if i had an apple i could break an egg. if i had an egg i could break a chair. i do not want to break a chair.
INTO JAPANESE
もしリンゴがあれば、卵を割れるのに。もし卵を持っていたら、いすを割れるのに。私は椅子を壊したくない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had an apple, I would break the egg. If I had an egg, I would break my wheelchair. I don't want to break the chair.
INTO JAPANESE
もしリンゴを持っていたら、卵を割るだろう。もし卵を持っていたら、車椅子を壊すだろう。私は椅子を壊したくない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had an apple, I would break the egg. If I had an egg, I would break my wheelchair. I don't want to break the chair.
That's deep, man.