YOU SAID:

If i had a penny for every time dad smiled, I would be quite poor

INTO JAPANESE

お父さんが微笑むたびにペニーを持っていたら、私はかなり貧しいでしょう

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I would be pretty poor if my dad had a penny every time he smiled

INTO JAPANESE

私の父が微笑むたびにペニーを持っていたら私はかなり貧しいでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I would be pretty poor if my dad had a penny every time he smiled