YOU SAID:
If I had a horse, I would party with him on alternate tuesdays.
INTO JAPANESE
馬があれば、私は彼と一緒に代替火曜日パーティでしょう。
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If you have a horse, with his alternative Tuesday Party I.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは彼の代わりの火曜日と、馬を持っている場合のパーティーは私。
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On his behalf Tuesday with me is if you have a horse party.
INTO JAPANESE
彼の代わりに私と一緒に火曜日は、馬党があるかどうかです。
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It is whether or not you have a horse party Tuesday with me instead of him.
INTO JAPANESE
あるかどうかを馬パーティー火曜日私と一緒に彼の代わりに。
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Whether or not a horse party on Tuesday me and together on his behalf.
INTO JAPANESE
または火曜日パーティー私馬いないかどうか、一緒に彼の代わりに。
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Or Tuesday Party I horse together whether or not to replace him.
INTO JAPANESE
または私は一緒に彼を交換するかどうか馬火曜日パーティー。
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Or parties whether or not to replace him with my horse on Tuesday.
INTO JAPANESE
または火曜日に私の馬に彼を交換するかどうかの当事者します。
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Or the parties whether or not to replace him on my horse on Tuesday.
INTO JAPANESE
または当事者火曜日私の馬に彼を交換するかどうか。
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Or whether or not the parties Tuesday for my horse to replace him.
INTO JAPANESE
かどうか、または彼を交換する当事者が私の馬の火曜日。
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Whether or not or my horse Tuesday's party to replace him.
INTO JAPANESE
かどうかまたは私馬の彼の代わりに火曜日のパーティー。
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Whether or not I or his horse instead Tuesday party.
INTO JAPANESE
かどうか私はまたは彼の馬の代わりに火曜日パーティー。
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Whether or not I or party Tuesday on behalf of his horse.
INTO JAPANESE
かどうか、またはない私、あるいは政党火曜日彼の馬の代わり。
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Whether or not I, or political parties on Tuesday instead of his horse.
INTO JAPANESE
かどうかまたはない私は、火曜日に彼の馬ではなく政党。
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Whether or not I on Tuesday his horse, not political parties.
INTO JAPANESE
かどうか私は火曜日、彼の馬いない政党。
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Whether or not political parties Tuesday, his horse not I.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日、彼の馬の政党かどうかない私。
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On Tuesday, his horse party whether or not I.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日に、彼の馬の党かどうか私。
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On Tuesday, is whether or not his horse party I.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日に、かどうか彼の馬のパーティーは私です。
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On Tuesday, whether or not I am the horse of his party.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日に、かどうか私は彼の党の馬。
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On Tuesday, whether or not I'm a horse of his party.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日に、かどうか私は彼の党の馬。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On Tuesday, whether or not I'm a horse of his party.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.