YOU SAID:
If I had a dollar for every time the government took my money, they would probably charge me tax on that too.
INTO JAPANESE
たびに政府を取った私のお金のドルがある場合はおそらく私に税金をあまりにも。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have money every time the Government took my $ probably on my taxes too.
INTO JAPANESE
たびに金があるなら政府を取った私の $ おそらく私の税金にも。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Perhaps $ if you have money every time the Government took my to my taxes.
INTO JAPANESE
おそらく $ 政府を取ったたびにお金があれば私に私の税金。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If money is probably $ Government took me my tax dollars.
INTO JAPANESE
お金は、おそらく $ 政府で、私の税金ドルをかかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Money is probably $ Government took my tax dollars.
INTO JAPANESE
お金はおそらく $ 政府を取った私の税ドルです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Money is probably $ Government took my tax dollars.
That's deep, man.