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if i had a dollar for every time i committed arson

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放火するたびに1ドル持っていたら

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If you had $ 1 every time you set the fire

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火をつけるたびに1ドルあれば

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$ 1 every time you light it

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点火するたびに$ 1

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$ 1 for each ignition

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各点火につき1ドル

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$ 1 for each ignition