YOU SAID:

If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say I'd be poor

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が賢いものごとに1ドルを持っていたら、私は貧しいと言う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had a dollar for every wise thing, I would be poor.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私があらゆる賢明なことのために1ドルを持っていたら、私は貧しいだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had a dollar for every wise thing, I would be poor.