YOU SAID:
if i had a dollar for every brain you don't have i'd have one dollar
INTO JAPANESE
私がすべての脳に1ドルを持っていたら、あなたは持っていません私は1ドルを持っているでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had $ 1 in every brain you wouldn't have I would have $ 1
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がすべての脳に$ 1を持っていたら、あなたは私が$ 1を持っていなかっただろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had $ 1 in every brain, you wouldn't have me $ 1
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がすべての脳に$ 1を持っていたら、あなたは私に$ 1を持っていないでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had $ 1 in every brain, you wouldn't have $ 1 in me
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がすべての脳に$ 1を持っていたら、あなたは私に$ 1を持っていないでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had $ 1 in every brain, you wouldn't have $ 1 in me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.