YOU SAID:

if i had 1 penny for every person i stabbed with a rusty knife, i would never have to clean my knife again

INTO JAPANESE

さびたナイフで刺した人1人につき1ペニーがあれば、ナイフを二度と掃除する必要はありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you have one penny for each person who stabs you with a rusty knife, you never have to clean the knife again.

INTO JAPANESE

さびたナイフであなたを刺す人ごとに1ペニーがあれば、ナイフをもう一度掃除する必要はありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you have one penny for each person who stabs you with a rusty knife, you don't need to clean the knife again.

INTO JAPANESE

さびたナイフであなたを刺す人ごとに1ペニーがある場合は、ナイフをもう一度掃除する必要はありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you have one penny for each person who stabs you with a rusty knife, you don't need to clean the knife again.