YOU SAID:

if i get to depression i will eat a hamster

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うつ病になったらハムスターを食べる

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Eat hamsters when you get depressed

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あなたが落ち込んだときにハムスターを食べます

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I eat hamsters when you feel down

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気分が悪いときはハムスターを食べる

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Eat hamsters when you feel uncomfortable

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あなたが不快に感じるときはハムスターを食べなさい

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Eat hamsters when you feel uncomfortable