YOU SAID:
If I get thing potato of the earth then I win
INTO JAPANESE
私が地球のポテトを得たら、私は勝つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get the potato of the earth, I will win
INTO JAPANESE
私が地球のジャガイモを手に入れたら、私は勝つだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get the potatoes on earth, I will win
INTO JAPANESE
私が地球上でジャガイモを手に入れたら、私は勝つだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get potatoes on the earth, I will win
INTO JAPANESE
私が地球上でジャガイモを手に入れたら、私は勝ちます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get potatoes on the earth, I will win
That didn't even make that much sense in English.