YOU SAID:
If I get the potato of the earth then I win
INTO JAPANESE
私が地球のジャガイモを手に入れたら私は勝つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I win if I get the potatoes of the earth
INTO JAPANESE
私は地球のジャガイモを手にすれば勝つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I win the earth potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
私は地球ジャガイモに勝つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I win the earth potatoes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.