YOU SAID:
if i get four thousand likes i will go die in the forest with my duck
INTO JAPANESE
私が4千好きなら私は私のアヒルと一緒に森で死にます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like 4 thousand I will die with my duck in the forest
INTO JAPANESE
私が4000人が好きなら私は森の中で私のカモと一緒に死ぬ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like 4000 people I will die with my duck in the forest
INTO JAPANESE
私は4000人が好きなら私は森の中で私のアヒルと一緒に死ぬ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like 4000 people I will die with my duck in the forest
That didn't even make that much sense in English.