YOU SAID:
If I get a cat I would be very happy. Then I got a cat and it killed me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫を得る私は非常に幸せであります。私は猫を持って、それは私を殺した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I very happy should I get a cat. I have a cat, and it killed me.
INTO JAPANESE
私非常に満足して私を取得猫。私は猫を持って、それは私を殺した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I get a cat very satisfied cat. I took a cat and it killed me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は非常に満足している猫を得る。私は猫を連れて私を殺した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I get a cat that is very happy. I took a cat and killed me.
INTO JAPANESE
私はとても幸せな猫を手に入れます。私は猫を連れて私を殺した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a very happy cat. I took a cat and killed me.
INTO JAPANESE
私にはとても幸せな猫がいる。私は猫を連れて私を殺した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a very happy cat. I took a cat and killed me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.