YOU SAID:
If I get —9 votes I will give you stuff!
INTO JAPANESE
私が9票を得れば私はあなたにものをあげるでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get 9 votes I will give you something!
INTO JAPANESE
私は9票を得れば私はあなたに何かをあげる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get 9 votes I will give you something!
That's deep, man.