YOU SAID:
If I get 800 likes that will get me a trip to LA help meee
INTO JAPANESE
私が800いいねをもらえればそれは私をLAに助けてくれるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get 800 good it will help me to LA
INTO JAPANESE
私が800得ればそれはLAに私を助けます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It will help me to LA if I get 800
INTO JAPANESE
私が800になればそれはLAに私を助ける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It helps me to LA if I become 800
INTO JAPANESE
私が800になったらLAに行くのを助けます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will help you go to LA when I get 800
INTO JAPANESE
800になったらLAに行くのを手伝います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will help you go to LA when I reach 800
INTO JAPANESE
私が800に達したらLAに行くのを手伝います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will help you go to LA when I reach 800
That didn't even make that much sense in English.