YOU SAID:
If I get 69 likes your dad will come back from the store
INTO JAPANESE
69好きならパパが店から戻ってくる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 69 dad comes back from the store
INTO JAPANESE
69パパのような場合は店から戻ってくる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 69 Daddy come back from the store
INTO JAPANESE
69 Daddyがお店から戻ってきたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
69 Daddy returns from the store
INTO JAPANESE
69お父さんが店から戻ってきた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
69 Dad returned from the store
INTO JAPANESE
69お父さんが店から戻ってきた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
69 Dad returned from the store
Come on, you can do better than that.