YOU SAID:
If I get 69 likes dad will come back
INTO JAPANESE
69好きならパパが戻ってくるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Daddy will come back if you like 69
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが69が好きならパパが戻ってくるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Daddy will come back if you like 69
Come on, you can do better than that.