YOU SAID:
if i get 600 votes, i will kiss my crush
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が600票を得たら、私は私のときめきにキスします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get 600 votes, I'll kiss my ass.
INTO JAPANESE
私は600票を得る場合、私は私のお尻にキスします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kiss my ass if I get 600 votes.
INTO JAPANESE
私は600票を得る場合、私は私のお尻にキス。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kiss my ass if I get 600 votes.
You've done this before, haven't you.