YOU SAID:
If I get 600 likes I get a pug help me out here
INTO JAPANESE
私は600好きになれば私はパグがここに私を助けてもらう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like 600 I will have Pug help me here
INTO JAPANESE
私が600が好きなら私はパグがここで私を助けてくれるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pug will help me here if I like 600
INTO JAPANESE
600が好きならパグはここで私を助けてくれるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pug will help me here if you like 600
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが600が好きならパグはここで私を助けます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pug will help me here if you like 600
You've done this before, haven't you.