YOU SAID:
if i get 5 votes i will lick my right big toe.
INTO JAPANESE
私は5票を得る場合、私は私の右の足の先をなめます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get five votes, I'm ahead of my right foot.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が5票を得たら、私は右足より先にいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get five votes, I'm ahead of my right foot.
Come on, you can do better than that.