YOU SAID:
if i get 5 million likes i will buy 30 dogs
INTO JAPANESE
500万のいいねをもらったら30匹買う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Buy 30 if you get 5 million likes
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが500万のいいねを得るならば30を買う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Buy 30 if you get 5 million likes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.