YOU SAID:
If I get 300 likes, I kill myself!
INTO JAPANESE
300いいねをもらったら自殺!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suicide if you get 300 likes!
INTO JAPANESE
300いいねが出たら自殺!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 300, commit suicide!
INTO JAPANESE
300が好きなら、自殺してください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 300, commit suicide!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.