YOU SAID:
if I get 200 likes I´ll buy a cow
INTO JAPANESE
いいねが200個もらったら牛を買う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Buy a cow if you get 200 likes
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが200のいいねを得るならば牛を買う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Buy cows if you get 200 likes
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが200のいいねを得るならば牛を買う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Buy cows if you get 200 likes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.