YOU SAID:
if i get 2 likes ill donate my kidney for free
INTO JAPANESE
私が2つのいいねを取得した場合、病気は私の腎臓を無料で寄付します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get 2 likes, the illness donates my kidneys for free
INTO JAPANESE
いいねが2つあれば、病気で腎臓が無料で寄付されます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have two likes, your kidneys will be donated for free due to illness
INTO JAPANESE
いいねが2つある場合、病気のため腎臓が無料で寄付されます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have two likes, your kidneys will be donated for free due to illness
That didn't even make that much sense in English.