YOU SAID:
if I get 1k likes, I will shave all my hair off
INTO JAPANESE
私が1kのいいねを取得した場合、私はすべての髪を剃ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I get 1k likes, I shave all my hair
INTO JAPANESE
1kのいいねが出たら、髪の毛を全部剃ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you like 1k, shave all your hair
INTO JAPANESE
1kが好きなときは、髪の毛をすべて剃ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 1k, shave all your hair
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが1kが好きなら、あなたの髪をすべて剃ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like 1k, shave all your hair
That didn't even make that much sense in English.