YOU SAID:
if i get 12 likes i will literally drink water (literally)
INTO JAPANESE
私は12好きなら、私は文字通り水を飲みます(文字通り)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like 12, I literally drink water (literally)
INTO JAPANESE
私は12が好きなら、私は文字通り水を飲む(文字通り)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like 12, I literally drink water (literally)
That didn't even make that much sense in English.