YOU SAID:
if i get 100000 likes ill eat air
INTO JAPANESE
私が100000好きになった場合、空気を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat the air if I like 100000
INTO JAPANESE
100000が好きなら空気を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat the air if you like 100000
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが100000が好きなら空気を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat the air if you like 100000
Come on, you can do better than that.