YOU SAID:
if i get 10000 likes i will eat my dog's heart
INTO JAPANESE
私が10000好きになれば私は私の犬の心を食べるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will eat my dog's heart if I like 10000
INTO JAPANESE
私は10000が好きなら私は私の犬の心を食べるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like 10000 I will eat my dog's heart
INTO JAPANESE
私が10000が好きなら私は私の犬の心を食べるようになる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like 10000 I will eat my dog's heart
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
