YOU SAID:
if i get 1000 votes will kill me self
INTO JAPANESE
私が1000票を得れば私は自己を殺すでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will kill myself if I get 1000 votes
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が1000票を得たら自分を殺すだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I got 1000 votes I will kill myself
INTO JAPANESE
私が1000票を得たら、私は自分を殺すだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I got 1000 votes, I will kill myself
INTO JAPANESE
1000 票を得た私の場合自分自身を殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kill yourself if you got 1000 votes
INTO JAPANESE
1000 票を得た場合、あなた自身を殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kill yourself if you got 1000 votes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.