YOU SAID:
if i get 1000 votes I get a bird! help me out here
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私は1000票を得るなら私は鳥をもらいます！ここで私を助けて
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If I get 1000 votes I will receive a bird! Help me here
INTO JAPANESE
1000票を得れば私は鳥を受け取るでしょう！ここで私を助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I got 1000 votes I will receive birds! Help me here
INTO JAPANESE
私が1000票を得れば私は鳥を受け取るでしょう！ここで私を助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will receive birds if I get 1000 votes! Help me here
INTO JAPANESE
1000票を得れば私は鳥を受け取るでしょう！ここで私を助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I got 1000 votes I will receive birds! Help me here
INTO JAPANESE
私が1000票を得れば私は鳥を受け取るでしょう！ここで私を助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will receive birds if I get 1000 votes! Help me here
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