YOU SAID:
if i get 1000 likes on this, my grandpa told me he would get me a mini horse, so mini that i could put it my back pocket
INTO JAPANESE
これで1000いいねをもらったら、おじいちゃんがミニ馬をもらえると言ってくれたので、後ろポケットに入れられるくらいミニ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grandpa told me that if I got 1000 likes with this, I would get a mini horse, so it's mini enough to fit in my back pocket
INTO JAPANESE
おじいちゃんは、これで1000のいいねをもらったら、ミニ馬を手に入れると言ったので、後ろのポケットに収まるほどミニです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grandpa said that if he got 1000 likes, he would get a mini horse, so it's mini enough to fit in his back pocket.
INTO JAPANESE
おじいちゃんは、1000のいいねがあれば、ミニ馬を手に入れると言ったので、後ろのポケットに収まるほどミニです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grandpa said that if he had 1000 likes, he would get a mini horse, so it's small enough to fit in his back pocket.
INTO JAPANESE
おじいちゃんは、1000のいいねがあれば、ミニ馬を手に入れるだろうと言ったので、後ろのポケットに収まるほど小さいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grandpa said that if he had 1000 likes, he would get a mini horse, so it's small enough to fit in his back pocket.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.