YOU SAID:
if i get 1000 likes my parents are putting me up for adoption
INTO JAPANESE
私が1000人の好きな人がいるなら、私の両親は私を養子にしている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I have 1000 favorite people, my parents are adopting me
INTO JAPANESE
1000人の好きな人がいたら、私の両親は私を養子にしている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If there are 1000 favorite people, my parents are adopting me
INTO JAPANESE
1000人の好きな人がいる場合、私の両親は私を養子にしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My parents are adopting me when there are 1000 favorite people
INTO JAPANESE
1000人の好きな人がいるとき私の両親が私を養子にしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My parents are adopting me when there are 1000 favorite people
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
